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Porn Stars Are The Saddest People
By Peter Hardwick
Monday, November 4
So it came up with my agent again today and I think the reason I'm finally going to do gay porn is that while I'm thoroughly heterosexual there have been times--ok many, many times, where I've filled holes that, were I not being paid to fill, would never under any circumstances do so, times in which I've had to all but disassociate myself and my body from what I'm doing to the extent that I'm either not there in part or at times not there at all. So I guess what I'm saying is that a hole is a hole, getting blown is getting blown. Plus it pays A LOT more and if I'm going to get paid for putting A-Rod in a shit-swilling hole might as well come out ahead. Wow just read what I wrote--come out (on) a head, what the fuck is wrong with me.